Don’t you hate it when your friends show you their vacation photos and they’re all so bland and lifeless, you’re afraid you’ll start snoring right there and then? Of course, you do. Normally, people hate boring things, but if those were pics of your friends, let’s say, skydiving, or snorkeling, you’d have much better time faking your “wows” and “holy craps”. Sadly this also means your vacation pics are just as bad. But don’t you worry your pretty head, I’ve just found the solution for you! If you follow these tips, your holiday photos will stand out and maybe even be good enough to go viral.
1. First and foremost, make sure your camera is waterproof. Then proceed to practice taking pics of girls in bikinis.
2. When going on a baboon safari always make sure to grab at least a few dozen Sneakers bars. You’ll need them to lure away the monkeys from your camera.
3. Never do this.
4. Find a good vantage point to take marvelous photos.
5. Don’t pet drop bears, but do take pictures!
6. Never flirt with ancient statues. They don’t take breakups lightly.